No training wheels, lil Tiger Woods, and Carnivals

My little girl is about to turn 6. She's so excited that she figured out how to ride her bike without training wheels. She's so funny...she's got ATTITUDE. She told me today that I dress like a laundry maid. So I told her that I AM a laundry maid...and a dish washer, chauffer, house maid, janitor, cook, ect. She just looked at me like I was crazy...well, maybe I am. Someone grab a straight jacket.
JT decided lately that he's a golfer. He learned this from his Daddy and older brother. He actually tries to hit the ball. It's so funny when he finally makes contact...he just looks up at me like his whole world just lit up. Sooo funny.
JS got this sword at JL's fund raiser carnival. He brought it home, and my brother in law was here. So JS puts the sword between his legs and says..."Uncle Ben! Look at this bad boy!" We were laughing til I thought I was gonna pee my pants.
I love the things that kids do and say...especially since JS is making up words. He told me today that his schmelk hurts. I asked him what that was, and he pointed to his ankle...I didn't know the medical term for an ankle, but now I do. It's so nice to know.
Also, today my Mother picked a TON of grapes and brought them in her house. Well, she also brought my favorite- spiders into the house. There was this big black one crawling on the ceiling. So JS grabbed his shoe and threw it up, and hit the big black jerk. He fell to the floor and JS stepped on him. Then he took a golf ball and kept hitting it, saying "Mom! I'm breaking his bones!!!" So I made him get a tissue and take the 'for sure dead' spider to the garbage, but not before JT walked by and picked it up. To which I actually DID pee my pants. Needless to say, we won't be going to Grandma's until she's done canning grapes.